i’m kidding.
i could start out with, it’s 2k17, and here’s the deal-
i’m going to:
get off facebook
get off instagram
quit reading rags
quit reading news
start taking diet pills
take up smoking cigarettes
live in the real
live in the now
seriously though, i do just want to be here and now.
can somebody grant me a miracle, give me a ticket?
because that is where i want to go until i die.
disastress 
I’m down for all of it except the cigarettes.