God damn!
Quit swinging from my nuts!
Get off my fucking jock, man!
What. The. Fuck.
(Folds arms across chest)
I am a slave to this piece if shit house!
Fuck you, door!
Asshole mop!
Would you please just fucking….!
Jesus!
Mother fucker!
Real words from me when I’m pms’ing
Most of them directed at objects, not humans. Isn’t that hilarious?
disastress 
Best. Ever.
honesty is hilarious. as are human beings. thank you!